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spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

pokemon-global-academy:

These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

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"A wise man once said, “true friends stay friends if they don’t talk about two things: politics and religion”"

- A wise man (Son this shit is so true.)

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There’s speculation, which is kind of creepy, that mirrors are actually a parallel universe. You’re literally looking at yourself in another universe, and they’re doing the exact same thing as you, and think the exact same things as you.
You can’t actually prove that it’s true, and you can’t prove that it’s not true, because if it is you in another universe, your reflection in the mirror will think and do exactly what you’re doing. Even if you try to trick yourself in the mirror to do something different, the other will think the same thing, and do the same as you, because they are you.

this is scary 

Sooo…I’m also average looking in another universe. Damn.

Lol creepy but it’s true
yungginseng:

Still need a name
crazy-nba:

#TheReturn

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methtacular:

race representation in american television

This post is spot on wow

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laidback-vibes:

Ciara - Promise

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Kirkjufjell Waterfall (by James_Appleton)

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diaryofabaglady:

MY MOTHA

I mean he called her a hoe tho…like…what’s your damage, kiddo? Do you really want muva to get into it with you?

I love it when people try to come for her, bc she knocks them back to their embryonic stage

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